“Hey Antonio, this is only $3 a bottle and will have your head clear by Sunday afternoon!”

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

As a millennial, I’m usually more like “mi mi mi mi mi mi mi”

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Take him to Detroit Cleveland!

If Hardy wants to get re-signed, he should just bring the Cowboys some flowers and tell them he’ll change.

Classic example of the short leash African American coaches are on in American professional sports. Sad.

Coughlin waking right by Mara was the cleanest pass the Giants have had all season.

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

So now officially Miami stole a win from Indiana at this point? I’m confused.

All he said was that maybe a big technologically-advanced war could make people wary of technology. That’s not pretending to be an expert in history, it’s just saying stuff.

"the NFC East is the best terrible division going" NBC and ESPN agree whole heartedly and plan to feature all NFC East teams on all of their broadcasts next season.

Karl-Anthony Towns wasn’t yet born when Garnett made his NBA debut. Blake Griffin was six.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

I’mma go with “tug boats”

I’mma go with “practice”

On the plus side, this marks the first time this season someone in Dallas came through in the clutch.