You’re correct.

The 28th Amendment to the Constitution should be that you get all the stars.

I have tried bread and it was very sad.

I can’t find the clip where they’re throwing out cigarettes at a parade, but this will do:

Feel like the writer just wants to talk about frogs. We can talk about frogs.

The assistants are probably coming from teams that have already finished their season, so they would be free to do so, whereas Josh had to wait until after the Super Bowl.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

My kids are 24 and 21. I get calls like “what time does Costco open?”

It also presents a great opportunity to teach them how to *find* information. Teach them how Google works. Teach them how to structure a query. I wish half the adults I interact with had this skill.

This guy belongs in federal prison for drinking beer with a straw.

I can’t say for sure that this is a photo of Trump, but it’s close enough: wearing an “I Stand For The Anthem” T-shirt while sitting on the flag on the ground.

My stance is, who cares? Let’s those morons have their stupid echo chamber

Joseph Abboud meets JNCO.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Shut it down!

I wondered for a second why no evangelicals care that our pious Commander-in-Chief sought sexual relations outside of his sacred marriage, with a member of the adult entertainment industry no less. Then I remembered, Fox News hasn’t even hinted at this having happened. Trump is staying in the White House, working…