a good friend put it best: “Remember in Jurassic Park when Hammond insists upon being present for every birth so the dino’s will imprint on him? That’s what Roger Goodell reminds me of each time he gives these draft picks a GIANT bro hug on stage.”

Simpsons did it first. And by Simpsons, I mean Greg Oden.

I remember that one absurd playoff game he had against Chris Webber’s warriors...one of the best individual performances (especially the first half) I’ve seen in NBA playoffs

Fisher will still be in LA in 2-3 years. But at USC.

after Dave Winfield incident, Nolan Ryan wasn’t having it.

scrotally

I think I speak for all boxing fans when I say “damn it - you’ve discovered our secret! We come for the combat, we stay for the subtle and extremely nuanced humor”

If this doesn’t win you a Pulitzer, the system is rigged. Top notch work, Ms. Davies. Top. Fucking. Notch.

Bud Crawford is the motherfucking truth.

take that, JJ Redick!

Safe to remove the whole “one of” from “one of the greatest shooters ever....I root against this team while in slack jawed awe at what Curry is accomplishing. Hating them/him is my sole consolation, but I can’t NOT recognize this greatness.

good read on a great fighter. This guy is the goods.

Fear in not in Kovalev’s emotional spectrum. All he knows is destroy.

Slow your roll...

Thimble or Lamborghini? Tough choice...

Nothing like seeing a son give his father the respect he’s earned.

Popovich believes in mid-season (pre-all star break, ffs) “showdowns” like you and I believe in Santa Claus.

“I feel sorry for the funeral home employee who had to bleach his hair to get it just right...”

If, in the big scheme of things, his entire existence only happened for you to pull off that joke - it was all worth it.

Meanwhile, Mariota’s running for his life and getting killed week in, week out.

I’ve (stupidly) loved this team forever - but I hoped Mariota would go somewhere else because this post-Bud regime will ruin him.