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“It turns out that in real life, divorce is both messier and less dramatically compelling: a null void of dripping sinks, aimless walks, and unindexable ennui.”

...and sesquipedalian pedantry.

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That family has a lot of Balls.

(to nationwide tune)
♪♫human growth hormone in mail♫♪

Manning: ♪♫vehemently, I deny♫♪
Me: ♪♫your forehead says otherwise♫♪

Kid is 9. His belief in Santa should have been ruined a long time ago.

If I found out heaven is living in Chicago and being perpetually 10 lbs underweight, sign me up.

Dan Snyder might exist just so the “Jerry Jones isn’t that bad” crowd (that tiny, tiny crowd) has an argument.

He should be banned from the hall of fame for players who have mature understanding of wrongful conduct.

our english speaking commentators are even more underwhelming than I suspected.

He didn’t have much behind it, but that check hook on Okafor was a noble attempt

“ref rolled the dice on that call”

Manziel better get some domestic violence under his belt if he’s serious about auditioning for Dallas

How long since Jadeveon Clowney’s career making hit?

By all means punch a woman when you like, but be punctual when punching our clock.

You didn’t.

Sorry - should have explained: last comment was a reference to the song (so vain don’t know it’s about you / so oblivious shocked you knew comment’s about you).

No issue with you whatsoever. Be well ;) <- winky face.

you’re so oblivious, I’m shocked you knew that comment was about you.

even more implausible!

(now look up - see clouds? Look higher - it’s the joke flying over your head)

Will a fight go down in flavor town?

I still don’t get how the fuck she had clowns in her coffee