Watt creating a petty beef with an opposing QB? You don’t say...

as a Titans fan (we exist), let him do his dance. Like he said - don’t like it, don’t let him score. This isn’t baseball - let the players have fun out there.

Re-visiting this article and reading it in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

pure. fucking. gold.

(for the comments, I’m alternating between Charlie Day’s voice and Nazim Pedrad’s Kim Kardashian)

Whether or not he succeeds at this, have to admire his willingness to take a stab at it.

Just carry Roy Williams’ shoulder pads already

Jerry Jones just sees “leadership marks”

props to that man. that’s the car that most reminded me of street fighter bonus stage. Yeah - I wanted one, too.

JPP has shown so much patience in this ordeal The media really needs to get a grip - the story is not that explosive. I’m shocked he hasn’t given them the finger - or at least demand they talk to the hand.

fast forward to the part where Jerry Jones feels blindsided and betrayed

Wow - never thought I’d see this happen to a white kid.

Just kidding - of course it’s a black kid. Despite the bullshit denials, Southern culture deems that “they” be put in their place. This cop is just a reflection of the bullshit.

No. (sulks crabbily)

What Would Marshawn Do? should be the creed moving forward

The Immaculate Reception, The Immaculate Deflection, The Interception, The Catch, and now The Ballsy Callsy. God Damn it, Pittsburgh.

Can’t stand that team but they (along with Green Bay and maybe Dallas) have the best, most widespread fan bases in the league.

have never liked the Steelers, but goddammit do I respect that call.

In reality, OT is also a gamble - especially with the game Rivers was having. Even after last weeks kicking woes, the FG is the no brainer call.

Got to the “how long is this shit” point of my attention span, realized I wasn’t even 25% done with it and gave up. I’m assuming my reaction would be (sad/mad/disgust x hyperbole) * 2 / degree my internet persona is better than real me

My 2nd favorite athlete after Greg Oden

Blanka is shocked.