future is garbage.

800 runners aren’t sprinters. It’s arguably a harder distance than 400 because you’re on the edge of sprinting but you’ve got to do it twice as long.

Such a Samantha thing to say...

No, it’s Haisley and his 40-word sentences.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

In Russia, MLB follows you.

What’s Haisley’s take on this?

This feels silly to type, but what impresses me most about Marshawn stories is they all seem to illustrate a man who is tremendously present. He doesn’t seem to be somewhere else when people interact with him. He doesn’t have alternate plans. He doesn’t decline the invite. The focus and mindset he demonstrated as a…

Doesn’t have the academics.

Another week, another article of Billy writing bullshit about a league he knows nothing about. Never change Change immediately Billy.

W2 soon

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.