And it makes him far more qualified to actually hold a position in a given administration than most of the clowns currently there now.

“Quirky, unpredictable, entertaining...”

What to Expect When You’re Expecting - the scene where one of the women is having complications during birth and the husband is freaking out in the waiting room.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Maybe he apologized to the dog privately.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

I was so sad when the Spurs International Adventure Squad was broken up last summer. Boris, Patty, and Manu day off adventure instagrams were top notch adorable.

That’s the worst injury Parker has suffered since his rookie year when he broke his hand fighting for a rebound with Bill Russell.

This is the only correct answer...

Ah boooooo! The classic “My controller isn’t broken” excuse. Wait a minute...

They always try to stretch doubles into Tripoli.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

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Cuban Missedcall Crisis?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

Underrated answer from that Ina Garten travesty of an interview:

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.