Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

if the premiere league wants to be a world-class league it will need to accept the standards of other top leagues, such as mls, which have safe standing

Maverick’s just upset because they got his Goose.

We’re all going to have goddamn portrait-hung TV’s in the future because fucking teenagers can’t film anything in landscape.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”