Bro Speak Translation help by Randy Graves.

@Jakooboo- Beware The Rape Otters: By my math, she handed over 3.8 pounds of it to the police.

@Liam - Spartacus!: Rosa always gets Rosa.

Heck, I just want more options for two finger gestures—as other iOS browsers already give.

@Joe Brown: No, I mean Redmond. Bewildered but so, so far from speechless.

Is anyone familiar with Neuticles? Because these are the pimped-out rims of Neuticles.

@Joe Brown: I hear you, I just thought it was funny how completely he obliterated one meaning of the word while so thoroughly embodying another.

"...Scott Redmond has since contacted us. He's nonplussed."

I like the green, is that new?

@MaxPoint: Thank you for saving me from typing all that. Well said.

I'm not too confident of their online skills, given the plan to "do quick queries on potential jurors by using the Google search."

But according to this I shouldn't be commenting on Giz; obviously, there's a flaw in the logic somewhere.

@seanism: Exactly!

God I hate going through the comments on these coffee posts. Pro-Starbucks and anti-Starbucks back and forth became equally tiresome a long, long time ago.

I wonder what the lag was between someone reading "I would deeply appreciate respect for our privacy" and the leak?

I think whether or not it will "reduce surrounding emissions" depends largely on the lady wearing it.

If you think these are expensive now, just wait until the Dysons come out.

Serious question: Has Yanko ever come up with a design that made it all the way to production? After all these posts on Giz, I'm really curious.

" In fact, if you could melt the coin, you'd have materials totaling 1.62 cents—more than the cent that measly penny is worth."