He must be in the liberal part of Appalachia.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

If there’s ever any game show that should be produced in Africa, it’s Black Jeopardy, and make sure it’s actually hosted by Kenan Thompson.

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

The only one I feel sorry for is Barron, because he got that low-grade old man sperm, and from everything I’ve read his best chance will be to exit stage left to Slovenia in 2020 with Pop-pop and Nana Knauss.

3 years in and still seeing “Blink twice for help Melania.” like she’s some sort of victim. They’re both so disgusting.  

I can’t look at Jude Law and not see a less round Phil Collins.

Breasts are alright but they take a so much work to make good. You gotta pound them even, either wet brine/marinade or dry brine/rubdown before you can even get to cooking them and even then you’ve gotta avoid overcooking them (skin on helps with this at least).

Thighs you can just dry brine/rub and go.

Still gotta…

“We knowingly and voluntarily chose to have a marriage-like ceremony, fully aware that it was not legally binding.” Weird flex!

Pro tip: soak in buttermilk overnight and your world will change for the good. Also, pan sear on stove and finish in the oven.

...Man, Dave is so fucking lazy...

Hmmm... I haven’t watched this latest show yet but based on the quotes above, it sounds like his comedy is moving away from insightful and thought-provoking, and into old man “get off my lawn” territory with the Louis CK defense. I mean, first of all, pulling your dick out and masturbating in front of strangers…

Also, I hate when Black folks refer to non Black folks as ‘nigga’. Sit your corny ass down!

Marketing. There is more breast meat per bird, so the poultry farmers need to convince more consumers to want that part of the bird.

You’re better than this and if you aren’t you should be.

He’s a feckless cunt.

Thighs are also my favourite, but all parts can be delicious if properly seasoned and cooked, and uses the whole bird up.

We as a culture are trained from infancy by our culture to give attractive white (especially blonde) women a pass when it comes to racism, and other disgusting types of behavior. If I was the boss, I’d fire her, and hire someone who clearly could do the same job minus the racism.

Don’t forget their tendency to play the “don’t get defensive” card when you dare stand up against their bullshit.

White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…