I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

"No comment."

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

If there's nothing she can do, why do you give enough of a shit to write a long, rambling post about it? Are you scared us girl gamers are gonna mess with your boy toys?

Really? Did no one care then? Because it seems we wrote about that exact event more than once, along with others.

Dude, it doesn't matter who she points the blame at. Shit like this is a reflection of us all.

By you essentially calling her a raging man-hating feminist you are perpetuating the very reason she is speaking out. You are the problem here.

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

I'd say it's more amusing than depressing. If children being born after you were born and thus not experiencing the same toys as you makes you depressed then your hugs per day is too low.

What that Bran kid will look like by the time season 6 rolls around:

Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

Kind of a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project if you ask me.

I like that she makes a Sinead O'Connor reference.

I want to nominate, I challenge, Matthew, Adam, and (maybe) Chantalle. Ahhh! Fucking hell!

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

You maintain away Mark! You're wrong, but you just keep on keepin on.

"an epic battle between two of the greatest and most idiosyncratic rappers to ever pick up the mic." Hahahahahaha no.

No, I certainly did not. Probably because I know what ironically means...

This was not my first RPG - that honor goes to the Quest for Glory series (which might have been more adventure game than RPG, but I digress). It was, however, the game that made me an RPG fan. I make comics now. I'm a professional storyteller, and I have to credit a lot of early inspiration to want to tell stories…