GGRRRR THIS! Just like that stupid instagrammer Jen Something(?). Squats do not do this. Fat transfers and implants do this:

She needs to stop pretending like she got that tumor ass from squats and deadlifts. She had fat transfers to make it bigger. You can tell by her IG “gym” posts that she doesn’t even use the correct form when doing squats, so it’s obvious that she fakes the fucking pictures.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Boston is great.

Here’s your real world equivalent.

The South makes no sense. Ordering chips and dip with a Coke could literally mean chips and salsa with ohh I don’t know a Dr Pepper.

He was one of the many reasons I didn’t finish season 1. I hated him and almost everyone else.

Then I came back a year later to catch up with the series in time for Season 4.5’s start, and he’s easily one of my favorite characters in anything.

I regularly play as him in the board game as thoroughly in character as…

Topher on Dollhouse began as a creep before slowly coming apart.

Well, when the man himself calls me out, I can’t help but admit that the mayo part is what triggered the memory but it wasn’t JUST the mayo. Bleh.

Actually, if you get past the mayo part (which, btw, is also not usual when someone is not making a mistake, but a CONSCIOUS decision to fuck with your entree), you will realize that it’s exactly not. Moreover, I’m not submitting it to him for inclusion in the next edition - that’s what his e-mail is for, I presume.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

They need to stop this crap with releasing all the games for Q4.

“Sentient” does not mean “very intelligent,” it means “responds to stimuli.” The word people usually mean when they say “sentient” is “sapient.”

He looks like an extra from Fiddler on the Roof.

Add Fringe to that list too, that show was 10x better before the awkward and stilted relationship stuff

At this point there are probably uncontacted tribes deep in the amazon who have on the walls of their crude huts, pictograms showing a pair of people in evening wear being gunned down while their son watches in horror. Right next to the pictograms of a teenager boy with a spider mask in his pocket letting an armed…

I disagree about diversifying, only because I like to go around pretending I'm a traveling Gym Leader. All Fire Pokemon, all the time. Hand out tons of badges (in the form of money) whenever someone beats me. Makes for some tough battles sometimes, but also can be rewarding.