GGRRRR THIS! Just like that stupid instagrammer Jen Something(?). Squats do not do this. Fat transfers and implants do this:

She needs to stop pretending like she got that tumor ass from squats and deadlifts. She had fat transfers to make it bigger. You can tell by her IG “gym” posts that she doesn’t even use the correct form when doing squats, so it’s obvious that she fakes the fucking pictures.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Boston is great.

Here’s your real world equivalent.

The South makes no sense. Ordering chips and dip with a Coke could literally mean chips and salsa with ohh I don’t know a Dr Pepper.

Well, when the man himself calls me out, I can’t help but admit that the mayo part is what triggered the memory but it wasn’t JUST the mayo. Bleh.

Actually, if you get past the mayo part (which, btw, is also not usual when someone is not making a mistake, but a CONSCIOUS decision to fuck with your entree), you will realize that it’s exactly not. Moreover, I’m not submitting it to him for inclusion in the next edition - that’s what his e-mail is for, I presume.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

They need to stop this crap with releasing all the games for Q4.

This is not an assumption. :/

Well, once you read it you will learn you can go into any restaurant and get one! You may have to make your own cocktail sauce though...

Only one man has ever led an NBA Finals in points, assists and rebounds per game. That man did not win the MVP award.

Is this a good thing? Absolutely. Is there ways to work around this for certain titles? Absolutely. Many of the old-school games that use DosBox can be used without running Steam, making the 2 hour limit useless.

The bad side of this may be that there will be a push to make things require Steam to be running and…

About fucking time. This is a good thing don’t get me wrong, but do not praise Valve or Gaben or whatever other dumb cultist meme shit some people spew. This is nothing to praise, this should have been the fucking standard YEARS ago.

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I disagree about diversifying, only because I like to go around pretending I'm a traveling Gym Leader. All Fire Pokemon, all the time. Hand out tons of badges (in the form of money) whenever someone beats me. Makes for some tough battles sometimes, but also can be rewarding.