You guys must have been sheer hell on the editors at B/R.

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

Can someone point to the part where this guy deserved to be bumrushed by half a dozen cops in riot gear?

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

What the ever loving fuck? A man, with all that money, and access to the top tattoo artists in the world. And his collection of body art looks like he was letting Lil' Twist try out his new tattoo gun.

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