This really sucks. In one article you've managed to perpetuate the myth that vaginas get disgusting when you use them to birth babies (which by the way, they are designed to do—a vagina is like a mouth: just because you stretch it wide, doesn't mean it stays like that) AND snark on a woman who loves her body despite…

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

the more i stare at that picture of john and katy the more they look like brother and sister

Um, she didn't "conflate anything." The FBI got involved and told her it was likely a sex trafficking operation. But pretty white women, amirite?

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

Travis County records show "Abraham, Farrah" as the owner of the address listed on the builder site. Maybe she bought it furnished.

You know why I love reading Doug Barry columns? Because of all the Jezzies who love to hate-read Doug Barry columns and then comment about it. This isn't snark, I really truly enjoy the inevitable comment circus, and I kinda think Doug does too. That's just my gut feeling on the matter.

You Got Brominated!

Stop trying to make Ryan Gosling happen! He plays in the same league of weirdo creepy looking dudes like Nicolas Cage. Wth? I'd rather get it on with that Estwick guy from Gossip Girl.

It went a little like this:

Meh... last time my butt was out of control I ended up buying a case of peto bismal at Costco. Not, fun, at, all.

Someone told me once, when in doubt stick your ass in someones face and let them figure it out.

Prediction: 98% of the profiles on this app will be dudes posting as their girlfriend hitting on other dudes who are posting as their girlfriends.

Trent, buddy, you have an Oscar. You don't need the Grammys anymore. They are not your peers. They are the lamest of the terribles. You want proof? Here are a few acts that have never won a competitive Grammy:

Holy crap on a cracker, this is the biggest "missing the point completely" that I have seen in ages.

Or hydrophobic ones.

I don't understand why a company like this is needed anymore. Simply google "(your sweetheart's town) florist" and order directly from a small business that actually gives a shit.

The video with Kim, claiming to be the #1 rock star in the world ("I am Axl Rose, I am Jim Morrison, I am Jimi Hendrix"), calling himself a god, comparing Kim's body to Michelle Obama's (I mean really, wtf?), saying Kim is the most beautiful woman in all of human existence...the list is long.

While there is obviously racism in the media and in the criticism of Kanye (and others), he gets shit in the media because he opens himself up wide for it. People who say the things he says and do the things he does tend to be mocked. He has an ego the size of a planet and Kim is pretty dim. Apart they were already in…