I try to be tolerant about religious beliefs, but I just have to say, Toni Braxton's god is an asshole. I don't understand why people would want to believe in a god who's so vindictive and hateful and takes things out on innocent children.

Toni Braxton's God is a dick.

Satan gives out the autism, dummy.

Huh. I feel like someone just lit my last remnants of youth on fire and then pissed on them. :/

There's a reason "Thank god for Mississippi" is a saying in Alabama.

Ah yes, the state bashing game, which I'm sure is EXACTLY what Kat had in mind when she wrote this article. Now how many articles on Prop 8 do I need to link to in order to show how much your state's politicians care.

It was not - it was a regimen of apple cider vinegar (Bragg organic).

I admit, I'm a doctor's office baby. I have Blue Cross Blue Shield PPO and I'm not afraid to use it! Your essential oils can all go to hell.

Being pregnant made me realize the importance of abortion access even more profoundly than before. Even though all my pregnancies have been welcomed (one was even specifically planned!), it is nevertheless an often uncomfortable, mental and physical takeover. Additionally, being a parent irrevocably changes your life…

Yes - an all this "she got herself pregnant." You know, by herself. With her own semen.

I'm such a quality friend that the entire time she was explaining it I was actually crying laughing. Then I told her he was crapping, she said it was unlikely given his "schedule," and I gave him to her and watched her run to the bathroom where he pooped. She said I was a natural, but I think it's only natural to be…

There's nothing quite like when you pass a giant, angry type 3/4 hybrid. You know the kind I'm talking about - the one that feels like it's clinging on for dear life on the way out and makes you feel 5lbs lighter when it passes. Then you flush it and it flops around the toilet, fighting the flush down.

Well seeing as how I was one of two black servers and everyone would jump back when a group of black women walked it, I'd say they had the same experience. Picky, stingy black women. White men tip the best, always hands down, the best, consistently. As long as theres a fat dad at the table, and I kept him happy (which…

Killing a child and strangling a cousin and fucking your sister is one thing, easily excusable. But rape? It's like they're portraying Jaime as a bad guy or something.

No, the worst customers/tippers are black women and foreigners.

But... she's a Great-Grandmother! How can she possibly also be the Queen?

If I were her, I would make this my official image for all eternity:

I don't mean to sound crass, but, I have my doubts about the veracity of her miscarriage claim. I find it hard to believe that she could go through all that is involved in the follow up to a miscarriage, and no one would find out. I suppose, because I know someone who actually used that as an excuse for missing work,…

But...but...if she's a grandma, she might accidentally give out freshly-baked cookies to North Korea instead of economic sanctions! You can't predict what Kim Jong Un will do if you give him cookies! HILLARY CLINTON'S OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES COULD START WORLD WAR III.