Do you think whole milk is heavy whipping cream or something?

i pour heavy cream on my ice cream and its fucking delicious - skimmed milk is basically water. if you want milk get milk not watery milkpiss. GO BIG OR GO HOME!FULLFAT ALL THE WAY

Wait, where's the gif? You're being a gif tease.

I feel like that's basically the safest haircut ever.

I served him once when I used to work at Starbucks. The man has no inside voice. He is all news broadcaster all the time. It was awesome.

When I was growing up, Tom Brokaw always felt like my 2nd dad. :(

Nope. NOW he's perfect.

He needs to ease up on his brow grooming. Just sayin'.

I don't believe Leonardo DiCaprio.

I wish that everyone would stop with this. 5'4" and 105lbs isn't out of line. Was it a crazy amount of weight to lose? Yeah, and the whole premise of the show is terrible, but let's leave this woman alone. Damn.

To be fair to abnormal people, it's generally frowned upon to say that you wish your kids were never born.

I just think fat free yogurt is an abomination. Low fat, okay. But something in the step from low fat to fat free involves adding some sort of fillers that take it from tasting like yogurt to tasting like something I have literally spit in the garbage.

"She's also an outlier in that at 5'4" and 105 lbs, her height-weight combination put her slightly below the threshold doctors who use the BMI scale would consider "healthy." She's also below what Weight Watchers would consider healthy for her height."

Interesting. So when it comes to overweight people, BMI is garbage…

You're not alone. I don't get how it works or what's going on or who said what.

Uncomfortable watching her breastfeed? I'm uncomfortable watching people chew gum, so I don't watch people chew gum. Weird how that works.

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

What terrifies me most about George Zimmerman is the lack of quilt he seems to feel.

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

I think he's an old timey boxer.