The best part is the guy next to her cheering and then saying 'fuck'

For some reason he is some holy angel that mus never be forgotten even though he died in a totally predictable way. (Yes I despise Glee & everything about it, I wish it would fade into oblivion.)

My fitness pal works but man when you tell it you want to lose weight it has you believing that eating 1200 calories per day is the way to do it when that is SO unhealthy. It's the bare minimum any person should consume to maintain life. People should check their BMR for guidance when calorie counting and only try to…

With all due respect, the best movie of Queen Bette is arguably The First Wives Club. Good day. walks off poshly

I have actually heard women say that masturbating is just a step below cheating, because that's sexual energy that should be reserved for her, not some fantasy.

Right? When my wife catches me, I just wiggle it around and say "Look who's excited to see you!"

So, Jon is totally annoying, HOWEVER, I really did not understand Liz's total repulsion and continued mocking of him about this. Maybe it's just because they both appear to have the maturity of a 13-year-old boy, but she just seemed so unnecessarily mean and weird about the whole thing. I can picture ragging on my…

He also was on Xanax illegally, was smoking pot, blocked off a residential road so he could drag race down it, and is under age. That's most likely the fallout from all those things, not one beer.

I think it depends at least somewhat on how much he$ worth.

(I am an Old, so I can't name any famous black 19 year old guys right this second; but let's say Jaden Smith. He'd do fine. He's Jaden Smith!)

"We're going to rampantly encourage you to do irresponsible things and enable you to behave incredibly poorly for publicity and money, right up until a certain point that is completely invisible to you and then act super shocked and troubled and demand you need therapy" - Justin Bieber's Team

The Jon Hamm link was just what I hoped it would be!

I like Anne. Here is a woman with actual talent and zero bad behavior and she gets crap for it. Women cannot win.

I am personally so appreciative of the Right to Life activists who planted that pro-life seed in me as a young girl

Thank goodness my cheap-assed husband aka The Snow Meiser doesn't read Jezebel, or else I would freeze my tits off at home. I have to beg him to turn on the heater in the wintertime. He does it reluctantly, but then I have to listen to him bitch about the heating bill every 30 days. If you think I'm gonna start paying…

It said "Pete Wentz regrets his penis."

Bruce's nails are shimmery—that is all I really got from this video.

I've never been so impressed by such a terrible outfit.

yah, this is where i stop caring about getting left in the grey. kinja sucks, or something. i have no idea how this place works but if spammers are more legit than i am, i'm happy not fitting in around this dump.

SHUT UP! YOU HAVE A DISTURBING RESEMBLANCE TO THAT DUDE!