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Ooof. I understand the reasoning for court ordered rehab but if the people who are ordered to go are not ready for rehab ... they are not in a place where they recognize the problem and want help ... it isn't going to do anyone any good.

Also, fuck you very much for the earworm. I am going to spend the rest of my day

Hmm. A while ago, I kept getting sponsored links to some page called "1-800-choke a ho" on Facebook. I reported it as offensive, reported all the posts/pics as offensive, and asked that they get taken down. I got a reply back from Facebook that they weren't taking it down because it didn't violate their terms.

True story: One time, when I was pretty drunk, a friend of mine and I decided to try to make sketti (it was her idea!). Basically, we followed the very complicated recipe from the show (noodles, butter, ketchup) and you know what - the damn stuff basically just takes like Spaghetti-os.

I wanted to tell you that 25 is still fine for braided pigtails but then I recalled wondering the same thing when I was your age. I'm starting to think I might just say anything is fine because you're younger than I am. I like to let the whippersnappers have fun! If you hear me telling you that you can pull off denim

....oh god.

It *is* one of the more ironic word-shortenings you can do, although I'm not sure if that's what he was going for.

If she slept with him, he was plenty available because HE made himself so. Let's put the blame where it really lies. The single lady sleeping with a guy who offers himself and tells her the marriage is a publicity stunt isn't the one we should be vilifying.

The longer your ‘gevity is, the more confidence you build.

I love the sound of cicadas; they remind me of summer at my parent's house. What's the best way to spell out the sound they make? CK-CK-CK is good, but there's something about it that's missing.

Additional: Jane Andress' posting history indicates three things.

I don't think so!

I found my alcoholic neighbor passed out in front of his door at the top of the stairs, eyes open. I sure didn't rape him.

Hey, I'm not making any kind of claim about that. It's just that I'd want to know if I'd made a false statement about the race of the perpetrator of a crime. So there you go.

Well, not quite. Rodger William Kelly, alleged rapist:

Nooo, it is like a one finger operation, and if you put your finger on the very back little dent on the tampon, it is MINIMAL skin touching. Also, the area is wiped off beforehand. And then I wipe my hand off again, just in case. And then I open the door with my other hand.

Do you know why it hurts so much? If you don't know, you might have vaginismus— you should talk to a decent gyno about it. You can get physical therapy for it. I'm dealing with similar issues myself.

Yes, they have been used this way. While generally fetal homicide laws arise after someone is particularly violent to a pregnant women (like an abusive relationship) and either causes her to miscarry or kills her and the state wants their to be extra punishment, once they are in place they are often used to

Obviously, I'm 100% in favor of 328* of these charges. However... the fetal homicide one makes me really nervous - aren't those the types of laws that can also be used to punish women who try to commit suicide and then miscarry, or don't adhere enough to society's standards of good prenatal care? And then can be used

I'm gonna out myself and admit that it happened to me while pushing out my first. I asked my midwife if that's indeed what happened and she was completely unsurprised and said yeah, yeah, now keep pushing.