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You're ruining my joke with your knowledge. :(

I'm just glad that SOMEONE was listening during all of those phone conversations with my mother.

I've collected a few responses to the tired make-me-a-sandwich sexism thing:

This guy is a helluva politician. Honey, 'who was that at the door at 1 am?'

Narrowed eyes of a woman who knows he's been going to the strip bars and hasslin' the ladies hence all the "stalking". :P

Tracie,

I was just going to say, I really don't feel comfortable even talking about this. This child, well, any child to be fair, does not need a bunch of strangers discussing why they did it, what is going on in their life, etc. It just isn't helpful.

Sad. Kids, don't do it. It really does get better. Adults, don't do it either. 1-800-SUICIDE is there to help if nothing else will. Please.

This seems late to me.

I mean, Greek men turn into their fathers in their mid-twenties—-soon after they kill someone in a fight and then marry the Queen of Thebes.

Maybe I have face blindness but I'm convinced I look extra awful in iPhone photos, y'know the one wheres where you use the front facing camera? I'm certain it messes with angles/proportions. Or maybe it's just my face. I hope not.

Use a self-timer, place your camera on a piece of furniture at chest-to-face height, facing you directly on (not angled up or down I mean), and do a test shot or two. Do not shoot into a mirror. Do not take photos in your bathroom. Do not hold your camera at arm's length. Pose against a wall directly opposite a window

Does anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable by the spinabifida 'joke'? I mean, they're having a BABY and you can't control what shit your baby gets, and I hope if Winslet's baby has spinabifida you feel really bad Anna Breslaw...

i feel like she's been starring things more.. which i think helped me ungrey too. but maybe she's just been liking a lot of my stuff and we've just been on the same wavelength this week? who knows.

Holy damn this is disturbing. Lindy, girl, all the hugs in the world go to you right now. Thank you for standing up for all of us and taking all this crap.

If he was a month away from his 16th birthday, he would have been 16 years and 8 month when the baby was born.

You're making entirely too much sense. Leave now.

Scrub with me

Sorry, but if you legitimately stress because your attempts at crafts don't match pinterest, you deserve the stress. What a non-issue people are having.

I was trafficked into prostitution in my family, and fell apart after I left/aged out in my early 20s. Had a breakdown, read a lot of self-help, crawled along. It does get better over time if you keep at it, and I bet it's a lot easier if you have a family to crawl home to. There's a lot more support out there from

"Even the susceptible softies, who always cry at weddings, will probably leave the theater dry-eyed, not to mention feeling a little empty inside."