We probably should just ban all men from positions of power in women’s gymnastics.

Honest question here... why do you think he looks like a jackass for responding? I imagine that it gets incredibly tiresome dealing with negativity and hatred from opposing teams’ fans, and it seems like he didn’t lash out or embarrass himself during this interaction. How would you expect or wish him to respond?

Ok lol. “Mixing it up” is now apparently asking what someone said and when they’re too afraid to repeat the insult to his face, walking away.

“It’s all about where you park the bus.”

high school me would have had an unrequited crush on her, for sure.

Don’t forget their undying loyalty to the “Redskins” name. I mean come on, Deadspin.

Meanwhile, in cleveland

Deadspin’s worship of Roger Goodell is getting old, too. Plus its adoration for St. Louis Cardinals fans is totally out of hand.

There is no “cure for cancer” and there will never be a “cure for cancer” because cancer is not one enemy to be defeated, it is dozens (if not hundreds) of enemies that each need to be confronted. It’s a catchall term for a whole host of terrible diseases that share some common mechanisms.

Insightful take, my dude. Deadspin is well-known for being vociferously anti-Kaep. 

Good dog!

Is it enough to just ball these days though, or must one now big ball?

That’s Zwart Piet. He’s a Moor, but many people are calling for less.

One of the only good things to come out of the disaster that is Trump is the larger world getting to know and love April Ryan*. Her reaction to Sanders saying only people with gutter minds would read the Gilibrand tweet is priceless.

Sure, but when you look at the breakdown black women turned out almost 70% more than black men and voted in even higher numbers for Jones. Black women pushed it over the line.

Then this’ll really get to happy today:

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Fittingly, Le Dragna is French-Creole for “the dipshit.”

Well. “Child” implies “human”

I’d be willing to bet that’s not now they want to see things.