Kayla Moore will take two, please (she and Roy are entertaining their  Jew lawyer).

This seems like a useful and practical gift for those gentiles who can’t be antisemitic because they have a Jewish lawyer.

Yeah, revision time. It’s for WASPs to keep on hand just in case they ever accidentally invite any Jewish people over just so they have something “The Jews” eat.

It’s for people that refer them as “the jews”

Same here! And ours always retained that package-store (PA and DE represent) smell.

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

Does anyone actually buy anything there or is it just a front for the Norwegian mob like I suspect

“I mean I feel like we’re not racist...”

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Case Keenum and Blake Bortles are leading teams at the top of their respective divisions. Nickfolian Dynamite winning a Super Bowl doesn’t seem that strange.

Also I hope Nick Foles turns into Superman and wins a Super Bowl because 2017 is WEIRD

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

He must be the most annoying player to play against for a defender. Not only do you have to chase him around all game, but then he harasses you non-stop when you finally do get the ball.

I think the defense deserves a little more credit with how they performed yesterday. They kept a clean sheet and forced Spartak Moscow to shoot a majority of their shots from outside of the box. Billy’s just continuing the narrative that Liverpool’s defense sucks.

Liverpool’s Attack Is Absolutely Terrifying

Roberto Firmino is such an incredible player. He sort of flies under the radar, but you watch his play and he’s one of the more complete forwards in the league.

At this point people are voting for him out of spite.

And you and I both know that they’re gonna send that Constitution-ignoring child molester to the Senate next week. There’s zero reason to doubt it.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”