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It’s called basketball.

Oh come on, he’ll get on with a team...after all, there’s always room for Gelo.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

In other words, the NFL asked players to stop protesting racial injustice in exchange for a charitable donation by the league—which is, on its own, at best a gross misunderstanding of the players’ motivation here and at worst a craven move to prioritize public image over all else

Bob Kraft is ok is he? The cunt who gave Trump a super bowl ring? That guy?

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

Holy shit the NFL is stupid. First of all, the players aren’t protesting the NFL’s not giving enough money to certain charities. The players aren’t protesting the NFL AT ALL. So offering money to charities as a way to stop protests that aren’t really about that feels kind of sleazy and manipulative (and by the way, if

Still, she raised a shitty kid. I’m sure he didn’t just get that behavior out of thin air.

Boone DMed several of Cohen’s colleagues to say he was “being real and telling it like it is.” And then blocked everyone.

And yet women will help vote him into office

I’m surprised they held off handing the keys to J.B. Bickerstaff as long as they did. He’s J. motherfuckin’ B. goddamn Bickerfuckinstaff.

Oh my gawd...what if they invite the Obamas and not the tRumps?!?!?

Don’t forget the part about how black people need to work harder and stop killing each other. I think Chicago and the Bowling Green massacre both prove that point equally well.

Igneous or metamorphic?

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.

I am surprised they didn’t have to stop in the middle of the sign off to remind the listeners that their final episode was sponsored by Subway and Proflowers.

Maybe you missed the point. Jaylen was in high school a few years ago. He’s had to grow up and be more mature in a shorter amount of time than most people his age (I’m 24) to be where he’s at today.

On nationalism and commerce:

Tweet of the night: