Doesn’t matter, they’d all be wasting their time.

Giannis’s arms and Giannis’s legs.

I believe they’re known as KKKLove

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

It’s not unprecedented. There’s one pizza that is pro-Central Powers:

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Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

Thanks for the vine, Jim

Pence

I know a lot of people like to talk shit about Mike and Mike and how it was basically just full of inane banter and milquetoast takes and corporate shilling, but it’s easy to lose sight of just how groundbreaking this show was considering it started 18 years ago. I mean, before this, nobody ever would have thought to…

Embid makes me happy. There is a person properly enjoying his life as this giant who is really good at something.

Little Mike also hinted that he’s working on an idea for a novel. “I have a thriller concept in mind,”

Owned.

This is the kind of thing that makes hoops great. I’m sure Adam silver is thinking of a way to ban all trash talk though

We must protect Embiid at all costs

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Sometimes you have to decide between white and wrong.

You called it. His “apology” speaks to just this. He thought since he “asked” that it was all right. lol