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Do you think Umar shows up as David Ortiz for the Halloween party every year?

Keurig is, of course, the German word for “I enjoy drinking bad coffee”.

Always a Julian Truther on the Web.

Personally, I’m hoping for death of the Gregorian calendar. This month crap is getting old.

Fuck you Ron. You have a phone, you can do your own goddamn orders!

Babies and puppies are the only reason I like facebook.

This is the same as people complaining I post too many pictures of my vacations. Don’t be a hatin’ cause you ain’t on my vacation.

She’s never going to topple this one:

the use of the words unverified or unsupported to describe a LIE or something that is directly contradicted by all evidence. Trump saying he can jump 3 feet is unlikely and probably a lie but would be something that is unverified. Trump saying 5 million people illegally voted is a LIE

“SportsCenter with Scott Van Pelt is the best late-night programming on any network.”

Also Ron. That guy is a real dick.

The Court Shit Of Eddie’s Father

“I’ve been laid off. I need to change careers, find something more secure. I’ve got it — journalism!”

Is your mom’s boyfriend Delonte West?

Thanks, but I’ll stick with my kettle corn workout.

As great as Enburg was at football and other sports, he was maybe the best tennis play by play man ever. He helped make Wimbledon, the tournament, a star in his own right by his incredibly perfect pitch tones of his voice in what the match was becoming, and flawless play by play calls in the late 1970's. His beautiful

“And he has a past-due notice from ComEd. Oh my!”

Do we need to see, I dunno, more than 30 games before we anoint Kuzma a) better than Lonzo and b) a sustainably good NBA player?

He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

Could have been worse; I had to break up with my last girlfriend because of too many men on the field.

I gave my old lady the business the other night. But on further review, it was just incidental contact.