“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

Northeast white trash is a special kind of shitty garbage too.

I have been to my fair share of baseball games in Oakland and San Francisco. Never have I heard the n-word thrown around. Especially loud enough for the goddamn center fielder to hear. Fuck that racist bullshit.

They are instead this guy:

Anybody who’s seen the slow, grueling spectacle at the annual Hall of Fame induction - a sad parade of middle-aged men in yellow blazers hobblimg and staggering toward the stage, where burly men help them ascend a small staircase - has seen where reliance on NFL medical advisers will lead.

They’re inadmissible because the results are just an interpretation by the person administering the test. The person administering the test supposedly is an expert who is able to flawlessly determine a baseline physiological response to “control questions” like stating your name, and then interprets when your…

No, he’s not. There is a clear correlation of notes between the Vanilla Ice track and “Under Pressure” - if it isn’t a looped sample to begin with. The argument here is that the actual notes of “Blurred Lines” don’t match up with “Got to Give It Up” - versus something like George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” and The…

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Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

At this point, if you say you don’t like Jim Harbaugh I flat-out don’t believe you.

because why else would anyone visit Washington, D.C.?

JUST DO IT AT CHURCH!! Jesus Christ, people, you have a whole day that is supposedly set aside for EXACTLY THIS KIND OF THING. Or, if it really needs to be multiple days, do it during school vacation! I got forced to go to enough vacation bible schools/ other assorted religious bullshit to know that these kind of…

I would have loved to join a bible study class when I was a little girl.

Definitely enjoy the early Phillie fun while it lasts. Remember they were 22-15 last year before winding up 71-91. But they have some fun kids!

SCORCHING HOT TAKE THAT COMPLETELY DISREGARDS HISTORICAL CONTEXT/DRIVERS AND SYSTEMIC DYNAMICS THAT HAVE LEAD TO SUCH A SKEW IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHILE IMPLYING THAT THESE TYPES OF STUDIES ARE PUSHING FOR SO-CALLED “REVERSE RACISM”?

Who says she’s running into any different crowd with any different ideas?

No one in the White House knows who Mike Pence is.

Those lucky motherfuckers.

I just realized I don’t have much of any of those things. Still glad I don’t have a kid, though.