With a strong backhand that kid doesnt stand a chance

If only we lived is some sort of technologically advanced society where college kids could effortlessly communicate with their families in real time. We could give them some sort of portable or mobile device that they could carry around to facilitate that communication.

That would be awesome.

Yes it is definitely about the moms, who definitely find out about their sons’ injuries from the local Athens sportswriters and not from, like, their actual sons.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I assume every car Guy Fieri owns is yellow.

The commentary on Maradona’s goal by the great Victor Morales was better than the goal. I listened to most of the 1998 World Cup on my fancy AM/FM Walkman and the Spanish commentary was what hooked me on soccer. The passion is legit and as a pessimistic 14 year old it’s what got me into soccer.

Actually evidence suggests Messi has no idea how taxing those years really were

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

was a part of a particular religious and cultural community

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Coach says, you’re a bad guy!

I have to disagree with you coach. True championship pee is Burnt Orange.

1) It would be curious to see a vast influx of fans from outside Europe, this being a European competition, and besides,

What? They’re not even punching them in the face before reaccommodating them? The fuck...?

No, why would I?

I can’t believe that. It would be like having an industry where a huge percentage of its employees end up with horrific respiratory disease that the public ignores, and the POTUS promising to increase the number of jobs in said industry. Real Looney Tunes stuff.