Pretty young women in athletic apparel and he gets to say things like “She’s pretty good for a girl” and “She’s a good golfer, but she’s only a 7?” Sounds like prime Trump viewing to me.

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

This is like getting penalized by the IRS because you didn’t actually write 0's on the boxes where you don’t have anything to report, and then being penalized again for signing your name because the tax return you thought you filed correctly wasn’t filed correctly.

What kind of bored, nosy, meddlesome asshole is incensed enough by this to actually call in?

That’s two strokes for the rules infraction, two for signing an incorrect scorecard, two strokes for failing to demurely curtsy when informed of the rules violation, three strokes for crying, four strokes for each PGA/LPGA golfer who leaped to your defense on Twitter, eleven strokes for failing to have the appropriate…

The video is better:

Rollins doesn’t get enough credit for being the leader of those great Phillies teams from ‘07-’11. Probably the greatest stretch in franchise history. His “we’re the team to beat” comment prior to the 2007 season pissed off the Mets and kick started the entire run. And he certainly backed it up. He hit .346 against…

It’s all a ruse. He’ll be spying on his teammates in no time.

“sets beer on top of crying boy’s head”

Let’s be real here. In the case of poor little white woman cop versus big scary black guy, no jury in OK is going to convict her and she knows it. They’ll claim she’s not racist because *see instagram photo of her posing with some half scared black child and they’ll claim Crutcher was crazed and hopped on the…

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

Isn’t that the plot of Gran Torino?

Pretty much

Chip Kelly: Pug

Just close the entire city of Waco.

Talk about the level you have to sink to in order to make the Texas State Legislature look morally superior.

On tar paper, it’s no surprise that he’d favor UNC.

The ceiling is the roof

“What’s a roof?”

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