That’s why you don’t take a gun to an “other guy has a gun too” fight.

The right has made so many things political that it feels impossible to have non-political opinions. I like science! That’s now a political opinion. Old people shouldn’t starve! That’s now a political opinion. My daughter likes Daniel Tiger! That’s now a political opinion.

Does anyone actually believe Jim Harbaugh is human?

Attacking this day with an Enthusiasm Unknown To Mankind

Somebody might want to tell Harbaugh that Butt graduated at the end of last season.

On the bright side, no one there will have to stream it personally.

They can just watch our desktops remotely.

If the Russians hacked the NCAA tourney instead of the US election and blocked us from watching games at work, you can bet your life the investigation would be over in about 3 days.

That video rules. I hope his brain survives football. Seriously.

Wow. +IX

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

I never said she was original.

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

“I can’t believe you guys are still in 6th place!” - little Russian boy

And less e-sports nonsense

I unknowingly took a boy’s virginity in New Orleans on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, then proceeded to have the sluttiest weekend of my life (in a healthy/#reclaimingtheword way).

10? lol late start

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.