Ahem... Kenny Mayne + Dikembo Mutombo = The Best

This one never fails to make me laugh.

“[T]hat’s hard to swallow.”

Big fan of Abby Clancy.

+1 (on the rocks)

Came here to post that. Such a classic. And his wife is, uh, somewhat attractive, too.

Making fun of Rooney is always fun. I always remember this (don’t remember who said it): “Michael Owen is a baby-faced assassin and Wayne Rooney is an assassin-faced baby.”

Stephen Merchant looks like he’s doing a Cleese Silly Walk.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

This was good:

Based solely on the facts that (i) over 2 million people live in the metro area and (ii) they have a popular USL soccer team that regularly leads the league in attendance, I would say that you are wrong.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Hopefully someone in the NHL calls out Jeremy Roenick.

How dare people raise concerns about permanent brain damage from a sport?! You smart assholes with your lack of CTE don’t know anything about being a manly man! About uhh....uhhh.....what was I talking about? Oh yes, we need to make buffalo wings spicier people! It’s the pussification of America!

that was a lot of setup for minimal payoff.

Rob Gronkowski has apparently also weighed in on the controversy for some reason. And he seems to be siding with Barkley. So I guess each of us has to decide where we stand regarding Bro vs. Wade.

I think this is pretty insensitive of Mr. Harbaugh to perform a pencil dive. There is already enough lead in Michigan’s water.

We all have our biases. My bias is an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts. I refuse to see anything she is in.

I dont think of myself as old, but I am a dad and I have no issues with these shoes. Your analysis is spot on.