It was a respectful game when we played!

I’m with you. I just don’t get the Deadspin bitching. Several of these games have been a lot of fun, and frankly, they’ve been a lot more wide open in pace and style than what we’re likely to see from the Euros. Who cares if it’s “made up”? Everything’s made up.

That was horse shit Jamaica didn’t get a penalty in the 68th minute or whatever. Clear foul in the box.

And yet, the broken cell phone was the best highlight of the day involving this poor girl.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

I hold back until I see my first “Messi to make shock move to United?” post. Then I know we’ve hit out stride.

I’ve said it multiple times in these comment sections. I wanted one game (even if it was a Game 1) where a star from each team goes off and they go back and forth scoring ridiculous baskets and keeping it close. I wanted a 135-134 regulation game where Durant and Curry each went for 60+. That will always be my…

MIRROR UNDERSTANDS ARSENAL ARE CLOSELY MONITORING PLAYER X.

Lots of rumors about him going there or Barça. Of course, we’re in the height of the bullshit transfer speculation season.

Yeah, he either dazzles or frustrates. Or sometimes, he frustrates for 89 minutes and 45 seconds and has that one moment when his “cut inside from left wing, cut inside again, cut inside again, shoot” thing works and it’s goddamn amazing.

I feel like every day since the tournament started I hear a different member of the national team whispering in his ear about moving to a more successful team. SHUT UP ALVES AND LUIS LEAVE HIM ALONE *sobs uncontrollably*

Shhhhhh, I don’t want PSG finding out about him!

I just hope he stays at Liverpool. that’s all. Fire away Phil!

As someone who watches Coutinho play 40+ times/season, you never really walk away with the idea that the shots from distance are *bad.* The most jarring aspect of Coutinho’s hot/cold match-to-match juxtaposition is his tendency to be the offensive catalyst or be completely unremarkable with virtually no middle ground.

But Paraguay could just as easily be the team that played and drew with Costa Rica. It’s not that the US is good, it’s that Paraguay is and has been inconsistent. The US will have a gameplan which should somewhat play to their (limited) strengths. I suspect the US gets out of the group and gets crushed by Brazil. So a…

On the commentating side: I thought Stu Holden was pretty solid last night, except for one thing. He kept mentioning CRC playing a back three on the ball and reverting to a 5-man defence without. He kept calling the wingbacks “wingers that will defend” but never once called them wingbacks, which is what they were.

I…

1. Delete all tweets.

#PuigMyFriend

She’s a ‘good girl’ who is ‘too smart’ to ever let herself be raped. Guaranteed she says shit like that.

Kyrie, eleison egg.