Probably just turned down his hearing aid and called it a day.

“helped”

I love him. He is the definition of giving no fucks.

He's also the son in the first father/son combo to win a Super Bowl, his dad is Emery Moorehead of the '85 Chicago Bears

This man is too fucking adorable! It’s probably his grandkids he brought to the concert, tho.

Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

And why is that not “interesting” to you? Most baseball fans do not know that rule. Many players don’t either.

Interesting rules note on this play: the runner on first base gets second base automatically since Drury was out of the field of play when he made his throw.

If Dortmund beats them (hopefully!) in the DFB Pokal final, then yes, it’s a failure. A most enjoyable failure.

Probably the same thing that happened in Munich when they essentially forcefully retired Jupp Heynckes.

I liked this nugget: Ryan Howard is the only Phillie EVER to win two 1-0 games in the same season with a solo home run.

He doesn’t do much, but without him, we might be 14-13.

As a Phillies fan, I kept checking back on Deadspin waiting for this one. It’s the first time I’ve been giddy about this feature.

How is this shocking after last season? No one wants a choker to be their closer.

Well, she was trying to meet a guy in a Vikings jersey...so...technically you are correct.

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I hate their youth.

“But, anyway, to hell with Georgia.”

Agreed.

It’s his categorical imperative to do so.

Kante plays Locke down defense.

Unrelated, but I wanted to drop this nugget of information from F365 somewhere, if only because it is so friggin incredible.

“In terms of tackles made, the difference between Kante in first and third place is the same as the difference between third and 62nd. In terms of interceptions, the difference between Kante in…