I am assuming he wanted to write an article on an actual hockey game.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

Back when football was pure.

Now there is a haircut you could set your watch to.

Now there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.

That was a haircut you could set a watch to.

Now there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

*AND* the true prime of Barkley’s was wasted on a team that wasn’t going anywhere. From ‘87-’88 to ‘90-’91, Barkley was top 3 in PER every year. Had he joined that Suns core a couple years earlier, I highly doubt Jordan gets a washed up Lakers team in ‘91 to trounce and an out-of-their-league Blazers team in ‘92. I…

According to the hardcore stats guys, Barkley is easily, easily the best player in NBA history with no rings. It’s remarkable bad luck most of his career corresponded with the prime of Jordan’s.

Why is everybody in such a fuhrer over this?

Seriously. He looks like he’s about to eat her mouth off. Just stop, dude.

Cards against humanity?

Jesus, Tom. Way to bash the guy on his birthday.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

The announcers’ voices go up one octave every 10 meters for the last minute of that race. Magically delicious.

It was a false flag operation.

Ah there it is. The wristband truther. That is fucking amazing.