Come for the vinegar, stay for the vinegar

FRANK! My first love. My best love.

I’m just really happy I haven’t seen anyone (yet) trying to stick up for Tabasco. It truly is vile.

But one should expect a reasonable level of privacy when it’s a conversation that wasn’t meant to go outside the involved parties’ devices.

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

I know someone who can stop him.

Dunno, he looks like he probably would (wait for it) dodge some taxes.

So pointless that they rested starters in a league game to have them fresh for this one. It certainly looked like the players cared, tuchel too.

I can’t tell if you’re serious, a troll or just a bell-end

I don't understand this argument at all. Beyond the actual reward (CL place) it's a fucking major European trophy... You know, those things that most clubs don't have and that will be remembered forever. I remember the Liverpool V Alaves final from 2001 to this day... Epic final.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

He’s got three assists in the last two legs but you’re correct, for a man who consistently finds his teammates with excellent balls on the run he is surprisingly weak at corners. Maybe he should take a running start.

You are a human trombone noise.

but they’re about to announce the date when the schedule will be announced! and if i miss that i’ll have to wait for the announcement reminding me when the schedule will be announced. and if i miss the schedule being announced, then i’ll only have like 4 months to somehow find the schedule so i’ll know in which 2 or 3…

“I say, I say trade them picks!”

Pictured: GM Foghorn Leghorn addressing the media.

“Why did we even play the series after Golden State’s team plane went down in a fiery crash?”

What’s even nuttier about Gretzky is that the Oilers scored 426 goals that season TOTAL, meaning he accounted for over half of his team’s total scoring.