“Coming soon to a lower league stadium near you: Jordan Ayew and a bunch of guys!”

yeah, I gotta say, that is one Bin Laden-lookin-ass photo of a white guy.

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

here’s hoping he didn’t bring his kid along for that shit too.

The father felt it. Do you?

“I could talk my way out of this situation...I could walk away...hey, wait, I have a gun!”

He's now well-qualified to be ordained in the Archdiocese of Boston.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

"Ass-hole"

He definitely looks in perfect form to lose to the Warriors in 5.

That was a huge win for the Cardinals. They needed it. They needed that win. That’s the problem with the Cardinals though. They don’t win anymore. Not enough. Not enough to make the team great again. When I’m running the Cardinals. Look when I’m in charge they’re gonna win again. They’re gonna win so much you’ll be…

Can’t think of anything better than spending a lazy Sunday watching your brother win one of those most coveted championships in sports!

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

The go-to comparison has been Pete Maravich, but given that he played before the three-point line came a long, there are some pretty substantial differences in their games. Still an absolute magician with a basketball. Honestly, the best comparison I have for Curry at this point is probably Wayne Gretzky, or Babe…

Her mom was a stone cold bitch. Very successful monarch, but probably a terrible mother.

wouldn’t that just be a bicyclist?

she also wouldn’t have been jogging in the winter

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

Luckily she is White. If she was any non-White hue, at minimum she would have been tased and beaten to a pulp; but, more likely would have been riddled with 5.56 and 9mm hollow-point.