She’ll be in labor, that’s your chance to sneak out and fill out the form without her noticing. She should have that “endorphin rush” when she sees the baby, that’s when you drop the D’Brickashaw bomb on her. Once it’s on paper it’s official.

Congratulations on your imminent newborn and divorce!

She's legally obligated.

For 10+ years, I’ve been stating that my first born will be named D’Brickashaw. With that child due literally any day now, my wife is very much against it. But this timing is so perfect. Now she has to concede.

I hope Nick Mangolden Retriever is ok.

My sister-in-law nicknames her dogs based on Jets’ players. Bark Sanchez is long gone, and now D’Brickapaw Ferguson.

Yr mom pronounces Umenyiora “Human Urine?” What, does she also say “Ching chong ding dong, FLIED LICE!” when she sees a Chinese person?

I know, right? We can’t even get a 3rd Bush into the White House nowadays...

Time for some ADs to watch the Goldie Hawn classic, Wildcats.

COMPLETELY agree. The difference between a bar fight and one-on-one domestic violence is huge. If she was punched vs. just getting hit in the eye in the scuffle, I would hope he didn’t mean to punch her, but how can we ever know?

It’s of course possible that Marshall truly believes he is innocent

“No way he’d use the other two lanes!”

I may be eviscerated for this, but if this is some sort of brawl that has many active participants, is this really something that comes close to comparing to a Hardy/Rice type incident? Marshall did not know this person. This was in no way a case of domestic violence. This was a brawl where apparently Marshall’s wife…

The commentator’s “wah wah” at that pathetic toss was just great. Not sure what the LAPD was thinking for most/all of this chase. When the Explorer just passes the suspects @2:45? What the hell was that?

I always thought it would be awesome if Brandon Marshall were traded straight up for LeSean McCoy. Then I could imagine Brandon singing:

I hear a lot of cops have issues deploying their stick on account of all the steroids.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

sup girl

Dag, noodle-armed it.

“Fuck. So close.”