Here, you whiny bitch, have another tissue.

Here, have a tissue you sniveling twit, maybe one day white people will be recognized by the content of their character and not the color of their skin. Poor, poor put-upon whitey, it’s so hard out here for a white guy!

All that angst, all that fucking whining, all that simple-minded dipshittery about a piece that wasn’t written by a Deadspin writer.

Preach, brother!

You didn’t vote for Obama you lying fuck and you’re so fucking stupid you have no idea what the difference between debt and a deficit is.

Tyrone is a county in Ireland, so no your phone isn’t racist it thinks you’re trying to type out a pretty common name.

Is Hitchin Town the minor league club for the Las Vegas club, the Mobsters?

They are absolutely wonderful.

They floored me the first time I heard them. I have watched that video about 20 times by now. Tiny Desk Concerts are generally pretty fucking good.

Kerr is not a baby boomer, he was born in 1965, 20 years after the end of the war. Hillary Clinton is a baby boomer.

They’re from two countries below Latvia, but they have that Latvian sound

That would have been horrible. But there is some good news, the indefinite suspension has been lifted and the Lumberjacks can perform locally but cannot travel to away games or other fucntions.

The statement from admin said they found an open alcohol container and inappropriate printed materials. Make of that what you will

And without any details from the administration. Absurd.

Still one of the best show openings with one of the best opening songs

No, English grammar considers Liverpool plural whereas we use New England and Liverpool in the singular.

Sadio Mané, the curiously underappreciated wide forward who dominates nearly every game.

Damn right he does.

Go fuck yourself. The reason we are watching that fucking con man prepare to move into the White House is this fucking false equivalency and both sides do it mentality that was used as a bludgeon against Clinton for 18 months. That you are fucking incapable of making the distinction between Clinton’s charity and her…

Those private school white boys in Ballmer may have been scared of The Bunk, but slow the roll on the MAC superiority there, hoss.