I hope someone wearing clown shoes puts a foot up your ass today you whinging twit. It’s a fucking blog post and you’re acting as if someone has deliberately insulted you, ya fucking twit.

ESPN reports Fisher has been fired

That Stram could matriculate his ass off, couldn’t he?

Can you believe that in a region of Northern California known for its dungeness crab I had to explain to the locals that they have been cooking their crab wrong for about 80 years because they never used Old Bay?

Oh, he’s a Joe Paterno man through and through, he knows all about covering up sexual assault because he learned it the PENN STATE WAY!

Sad indeed

You’ll find that really odd spatula you still don’t know how it got into your possession, that old manual can opener (the one that hurts every time you squeeze) those empty glass jars that once held sauce and that you kept “because that’s what grandma did and she was raised in the depression” and a gaggle of…

Sweet mother of the rambunctious, the rough housers the indoor-ball-bouncers and the bedroom gymnasts we will also laugh at you while we do and then grab the next unbroken wine glass in our sticky fingers and break it too all while we scream like banshees.

Yeah, it’s so mean for the liberals to call out the racists and the ignoramuses for being racist and ignorant. Trump ran a campaign that reflects your values, vindictive racism, intolerance and hatred. Own it bitch, don’t start whining now, you voted for him we didn’t stop being a safe-space crawling bitch and man up.…

Good, I’m glad your ignorant racist ass understands. Now go fuck yourself you piece of shit.

So you’re saying you voted your values when you voted for Trump and other Republican politicians, right?

Obviously they only need to be as fucking stupid as you.

She pulled off a goddamn Rockette-style leg kick to trip her up and then did the ol’ arms-spread-I-didn’t-foul-her move.

Oh go fuck yourself with a tipi pole you whinging bitch. The logo was racist yesterday when the Indians finally completed the pissing away of a 3-1 series lead and it’s fucking racist today when bitches like you whine about being called out for supporting a fucking sports team that features a degrading and racist logo.

I’ve seen the Flyers win two cups and the Phils win two series. Deep family ties with Villanova and couldn’t give fewer flying fucks about the Eagles.

Remember this fat old bitch mocking John Kerry’s service? It’s not a bug of the GOP it’s a feature.

Yup, she’s a near-genius and a graduate of the Johns Hopkins gifted child program. She plays multiple instruments has a classically trained voice.

I guess this makes me a racist, right?

He played 15 season, threw for more than 26k yards 126/117 TD/INT and finished with a 77 qb rating and went 2-3 in the playoffs. He wasn’t Brady or Manning but he was a solid player who played for some terrible teams and his record as a coach is outstanding.

Only a quarter of MLS teams play on unacceptable surfaces? Pssh, they should include MLS teams in the Champions league with that sort of quality.