Are NHL rinks now fully standardized?

You should probably take it up with the Guardian.

Of course after Leicester win the title it will all come crashing down after the details of its shady sponsor deals with an even shadier British Sir are fully documented.

There are no ifs ands or butts about it, Jamie Vardy is having a party and 50,000 people are invited and Ranieri is gonna cry even though it’s not his party and if Leicester finish out it’s the greatest upset in major professional sport. The only thing close is the United States hockey team over the Soviets and that…

Baskerville Holmes, the man with the greatest name in all of sports, I can understand (and a man who died, far, far too young). His mom was a true fan of Sherlock Holmes, D’Brickashaw remains a mystery to me.

Then again neither is the myth that surrounds Marie Antoinette. She was nearly a child bride reared in the court of Vienna and married off to that French poofter as part of a treaty. She gets considerably more shame than she ever deserved

There’s nothing like a live impromptu sad trombone.

Wow, John Niland, that’s a name that brings back memories.

Yeah, I understood that a balk with no runners was a bal to the batter as well.

And here you are just fucking that chicken.

The man who invented peanut butter did so so that poor Americans could have a cheap and easily accessible way to get protein, vitamins and fiber into their diets.

Yeah, how dare someone point out that Division 1 women’s basketball has become a non-competitive sport due to the dominance of a team that wins by an average of 40 points per game. I mean, he even commented on a SPORTS blog, the dick.

To be fair to Mr. Air, he did give Graig Sager some love during an in-game interview. He even appeared to show real, human emotion.

Damn millenial hispsters.

That’s a nice sentiment and all but it’s still the same God who drowned everybody ‘cept for Noah and his crew and tricked Abraham into almost killing his own son, so nah, that God is still a raging dick.

I thought it was Heywood giving a raspberry at first.

Hugely small stands out.

And Lovren pissed off the Croatia coach, although it’s still unclear how he managed that because the coach’s comments about the incident were fucking nonsensical.

WATCH OUT!

Oh sweet mother of smarmy political scheisse, and he’s also a Dukie.