New fangled dialing machine.

Too funny, because dinner tonight will be mac ‘n’ cheese and left over hocks and collards.

And to think he finished his career with 1,812 points.

You’re an idiot and you’re the type of driver that causes far more uncessary collisions than someone who wants to use the passing lane for what it’s designed for, passing. Face it, you’re just a passive-agressive asshole who thinks that the lane belongs to you and fuck everyone else.

We white folks have been using that excuse for a long, long, time. “He’s old and stuck in his ways and things were different back then” we are told over and over.

The man who punched the black protester at the Trump rally in North Carolina sure wasn’t fucking cute. He’s a 78 year old white man who’s been arrested for assault.

Here is a fascinating linguistics article on how Italian-Americans, particularly those from the Jersey area pronounce Italian words and the history that lies behind those pronunciations.

Alan Shearer’s post-game analysis has become must-watch for me and he pointed out on Saturday that Leicester just does not stop, they keep looking up when they get the ball on defense and there is Vardy starting his sprint and here comes a 30-yard pass that Vardy never gives up on. He may not get there, he may be…

Of course the Yids never win, Does you Rabbi know you’re here? wasn’t simply a rhetorical question.

I wonder if the big kahuna in the sky even owns a bubble machine, you’re asking for resurrection type mircale stuff there, Hammerhead.

Funny, but I didin’t see Clinton speaking with a United States Senator I saw her confronted by a 20-something who picked out one phrase from a lifetime in public service to try and take Clinton to task.

me too.

If only the Germans had a word to describe joy at someone else’s pain and loss ...

Gotta love Jezebel commenters — you responded to my comment, how dare you respond to my comment!

Yeah, that’s Croat not Czech (although Czech football prominently displays the checkerboard so it’s an honest mistake).

OK, I nailed the US, Russia, Canada and Sweden logos but had no idea Finland had a rampant lion on a red crest and was expecting at least a hint of red checkerboard to identify the Czechs so I missed that as well.

Yeah, it’s used by accomplished adults when confronted by teens who have yet to do jack shit in their communities. The reason this young woman got close is because Clinton is allowing her campaign to be accessible and when you have a 30 year record of saying and doing things in public you also have 30 years of words…

Now I’m fucking crying at work and that’s never helpful.

Well, that works in Pun-Land as well as Boston!

Was looking for that because Pepperidge Farm remembers