I’m too much of a pussy to try Wellington because I just know I’ll fuck it up.

Pfffft, Vanessa Del Rio makes her look like a piker.

How can you tell?

Not be a complete dick (just a partial one), but that’s not what moot means either. Moot means subject to debate, inconclusive, debatable or uncertain.

I’m not sure I agree with the response from this teacher

Nothing like some cultural idiocy to begin the week. Here you come appropriating the rank dickishness and outright simple-minded fuckwittery of America’s right wing.

It’s actually a very concerning incident. The NCJ just reported that she is moving away from the zoo and is headed southwest and there is hope she’ll stop in a local bamboo area to eat.

When I was a 10-year old boy I wanted nothing more than to kiss Cher and kick Sonny Bono’s ass.

I’m heading out right now to get arrested and then I am calling him and the whole time I am being handcuffed and fingerprinted and shoved into a dank holding cell with Charles “Stank Finger” Boudreaux and Willy “I eat skin” McGruder I will be smiling. And laughing. Smiling and laughing because they just won’t know…

Actually, Hogan might just be a pretty good fit for Kelly’s offense.

when the pastors start stoning women and gays, yes. In fact when the Muslim leaders start stoning women and gays we should arrest them too.

He’s still trying to figure out a way to get past the blue cordon set up outside the local Popeyes.

Here ya go

And he replaced Warren Moon.

He’s the son of a long-time NFL coach and there is no easier way to get into coaching and the NFL than having dad as a notable coach. He wasn’t some schlub who liked football, started coaching the local Pop Warner team, moved on to the high school and then got a job as a coordinator at a small university before being…

Better yet, where is the website where I can choose from the list of high-powered lawyers who will match legal wits? Can I draft the New York Attorney General? Can I draft Boies or Mortimer or Brumfeld McDooglehoffmeier?

See, I will freely admit I never could stand his voice but I didn’t know he started with Jeff Beck. That does shed some new light on my ignorance.

Am I supposed to make a Rod Stewart joke here?

At least Joel wrote his own songs.

Wait until the hot-takers and brain truthers see this newly released study on a brain injury blood test that can tell you not only if a child has suffered a brain injury but the severity of that injury as well.