Being a feminist is more important than being called a feminist. I think.

yup and it probably would have worked if Lucas hadn’t had so much quality time with her first

I used to work for a company where the head of sales was a very gross sleaze ball sex predator, and on my coworker’s first day he walked past her desk yelling into his phone about “dirty Mexicans.” It is amazing to me what people think is appropriate to say in the workplace either because you don’t give a shit or…

and Bosom Buddies!

Well. I’d say there’s another exception there. My boyfriend and I met at work, and both still work at the same place. But we delayed dating until we had been friends for a good 6 months and had seriously examined things (we’re both engineers, so there was lots of logic). We also do not work on the same project, and…

ALWAYS.

I have nothing against Tig Notaro at all. Nothing. She seems lovely.

I usually like to annoy CK fans with a joke about this alleged incident, but today it just isn’t coming.

Tig Notaro from Mortal Kombat?

Don’t forget that it required the government to invest countless billions in figuring out everything we now take for granted in terms of shuttle and satellite launches.

This is what happens when you introduce profit into a fundamental humanitarian industry. Make all drug companies be non profit, make all healthcare non profit, and solutions to the problems instead of bullshit semantics of what the problem is will start to form.

The lid should be closed when flushing in case the toilet splashes.

It sends electrons around a many-sided polygon...

Variations of these get all-capped to me pretty frequently:

1. We shouldn’t be judged by the color of our skin, but the content of our character!

2. MLK would be rolling in his grave right now.

3. Racism doesn’t mean anything when you people say it all the time.

Perfect list. Can we have a list of things white people say to Black people online? Cuz that list gonna be......... Yeah........

Bisette’s (sic) lines and Wood’s colors move into a distinctively psychedelic space that convey just how mind-blowing an experience Abby is having as she journeys thought the Green.

Fat people survive longer in the mine when it collapses.

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

i’ll end this argument right now, the gamecube controller is the best controller of all time.