I’d think you’re pretty unlikely to get an STD from a porn star. Aren’t they tested constantly? 

Lie-abetes: Most people don’t know that excessive bullshitting can damage the bullshituitary gland, which secretes the hormone that causes pathological lying.

This whole story sounds suspicious. Just try answering “why did she do it?” And you’ll see she must be innocent.

You buried the lede Harriot:

Joe Rogan is not Oprah for dudes.  He is GOOP for bros.

You also die of diabetes while on top of your sister, you redneck fuck.

There is a generational divide that just isn’t gonna close that gap. The older women, the Boomers and Xs, had to deal with a lot of really gross sexist behavior, and developed thick skins about it, and some guy whipping it out when they’d rather not look at that is honestly not that big a deal. It’s not like getting…

The issue is that American history shows us that doesn’t really work well for us because large swaths of local America is run by cracker trash and the SECOND you take your eye off them they do racist shit to steal democracy from huge parts of the population. Basically, you’re making the same argument John Roberts did…

Yes, superhero fiction is inherently objectivist. That’s why it’s for children.

the girl in the Red Room

His Fixodent didn’t take fully.

why are we discouraging this? let them do it, and then we’ll know who the 4Channers are by their scent. everyone wins!

Being a feminist is more important than being called a feminist. I think.

yup and it probably would have worked if Lucas hadn’t had so much quality time with her first

I used to work for a company where the head of sales was a very gross sleaze ball sex predator, and on my coworker’s first day he walked past her desk yelling into his phone about “dirty Mexicans.” It is amazing to me what people think is appropriate to say in the workplace either because you don’t give a shit or…

Well. I’d say there’s another exception there. My boyfriend and I met at work, and both still work at the same place. But we delayed dating until we had been friends for a good 6 months and had seriously examined things (we’re both engineers, so there was lots of logic). We also do not work on the same project, and…

ALWAYS.

I have nothing against Tig Notaro at all. Nothing. She seems lovely.

I usually like to annoy CK fans with a joke about this alleged incident, but today it just isn’t coming.

Tig Notaro from Mortal Kombat?