The lid should be closed when flushing in case the toilet splashes.

Variations of these get all-capped to me pretty frequently:

1. We shouldn’t be judged by the color of our skin, but the content of our character!

2. MLK would be rolling in his grave right now.

3. Racism doesn’t mean anything when you people say it all the time.

Perfect list. Can we have a list of things white people say to Black people online? Cuz that list gonna be......... Yeah........

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

It is unfortunate that facts tend to be liberal.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

Eh, not really. This was ‘03-’04. Like I said, the actual popular kids were pretty friendly to me. They loved talking comic book movies with me. I’d grown up with a bunch of them too.

Is there a celebrity with a higher success to talent ratio than Kathy Griffin? She’s the Kiss of comedians.

This. That’s why I don’t believe there is really such a thing as a “moderate” Republican unless you mean that those are just moderately horrible ones.

And if you have an inconvenient scheduling conflict for the date of the birth, you just murder the baby and then traipse on over to your hair appointment. You can always make another one using welfare and Satan in Obama’s America!

Their willingness to lay down next to a Doritos-dust colored manatee with a foul mouth, tiny hands, and a history of sexual assault?

Let’s be fair. Deeply troubled women are certainly the only who have had enthusiastic sex with Donald Trump.

I know it’s weird, and it’s true the Mirena didn’t actually “cause” thyroid storm (I’m pretty sure it contributed to the severity though), but there was something about the IUD that my body just did not like. I seem to be sensitive to hormonal contraception in general, so maybe by the time I switched to Mirena, post…

So to answer my question from yesterday: one day before a Donald surrogate has a psychotic break live on television. Cool. I never would have expected it to be Sleepy Dwarf but hey, take your schadenfreude where you can get it kids. Gonna be a bumpy ride to November.

Strange, but very interesting.

This is why it’s important to call out sexist “joking,” mansplaining, and all the little behaviors of men when you, as a man, see them. It prevents assholes from thinking it is ok to take it a step further.

I really like your distinction.

So the psychic that Jeb Bush saw before deciding to run was right: a Bush was, in fact, going to be seriously involved in the 2016 election.