Hrm, let’s see: The early to mid-nineties, the dawn of the internet (well, okay - the dawn of commercially viable access to the web /pedantry). Accurate results from a study like this rely on the accuracy of self-reported behavior of all kinds, but perhaps most crucially, accurate data regarding how often men jerk off.

If they said that “ejaculation abstinence time” isn’t a factor outside of 2-3 days, then I would believe them. Otherwise, this honestly has to be a huge factor. Porn has never been so widely available and people have never been so bored.

It is unfortunate that facts tend to be liberal.

Don’t worry, I think he’s pretty apolitical. Probably a dumb libertarian given his penchant for getting high, but a funny comedian.

My girlfriend and I would disagree.

It worked out great for OCP.

Hmm... Magnetically charge a small piece of material in the ball, then use magnetic repulsion to deform or detach the ball. Seems like an easy way to un-stick it.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

Cool, thanks for the info. It seemed like hackneyed storytelling, but often the truth can be. Even still, I just couldn’t make it through “Happy Fucking New Year” and likely won’t watch season 2. It seems to be, like most Wachowski properties, wasted potential.

Not with each other anyway.

Worms fuck in it.

Brilliant. This 45 year-old dad has been waiting for exactly this day to unpack my glass bong. Might have to dust off the Sega Genesis as well. Fucking finally.

“We have wormsign the likes of which even god has never seen!”

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

If the slight bump in income PETA manages to squeeze from capitalizing on “look how dumb these animal extremists are with this press release” can save just one pet they rescued from someone’s porch from being euthanized by them later... it’s worth it.

Eh, not really. This was ‘03-’04. Like I said, the actual popular kids were pretty friendly to me. They loved talking comic book movies with me. I’d grown up with a bunch of them too.

Divine still got it.

Is it considered a software limitation or a requirement that the instrument be played through the butthole?

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.