Ha, I’m sort of exaggerating, for effect. She’s mostly harmless. She just doesn’t bring anything, you know?

I did. She was strong in that too. She deserved a better acting career (if she’d wanted one).

Watching Rooney Mara act is like staring at a glass of room-temperature tap water.

Yes, the one whose secret daydream is that she was switched at birth with another baby, and really belongs with a much nicer family.

Sarah Chalke was terrible casting. What were they thinking?

Becky 1 (Lecy Goranson) was a good actress. There’s always a kid in every family who is perpetually aggrieved, and she did that well.

It is a perfect movie.

I like any Cate. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it.

Have not seen—thanks for the tip!

It’s pretty boring. Better Cate Blanchett movie: Notes on a Scandal.

Rooney Mara kept it from greatness. Carol deserved better.

But they used Jack to show the sheer joy of being yourself, whatever that might be.

I’m sorry to hear the news, Penabler.

I always felt vaguely embarrassed when Will & Grace was on: for the actors, the writers, me for not changing the channel immediately...

I don’t think Porsha feels remorse for hurting Kandi and Todd; I think she feels remorse for almost going down with the USS Phaedra.

Yeah, she kept forgetting her accent, among other lapses.

You’re not missing much. Her performance comes off as “Susan Sarandon does Bette Davis.”

It’s great, but some of the colors—the reds I think—in the originals are radioactive.

He had way better chemistry—and way better dance chemistry—with his first partner.