and the strangely aggressive chemistry he shared with Jennifer Grey (fun fact: they did NOT like each other!)

Alec Baldwin is a solid choice; I’m just getting a little tired of him lately.

Wow--that’s quite a limited repertoire.

It’s such a good idea, I wish they’d made both versions.

Oh she would be good. She’s got Liz’s sloppy-drunk hair, for one.

Ivanka likes her men antiseptic.

Jared Kushner does not like any kind of sex. If it must be undertaken, many square yards of latex are used, by both parties.

If it was filmed in black-and-white and each accused the other of impotence? Yes please.

Ha, same. It reminds me of how fun insomnia could be.

Same. There were weaknesses (e.g., Desi), but it was mostly pretty strong. The characters were sometimes lamentable, but the writing was well-observed.

(It was a joke tweet.)

I am so curious to know what she thought the piece was going to be about. Surely not “Make Mine an Average Girl.”

When she reads that article, she’s going straight for the razor.

I noticed that. It’s like he’s just had dental work done and his mouth is full of novocaine and he’s not sure what his lips are doing.

Yeah, that’s his fiancée in the photo above. You have to wonder: Did she know the picture was for an article on “Why I Settled for a Less Attractive Woman”?

You can picture him taking out this photograph and stroking it with his fingers, lovingly.

Those raven-black extensions are the giveaway. They don’t match her face, chronologically. (And she’s not at all old, but this is not a good luck.)

I could see her trying to get on Vanderpump Rules but getting rejected (“Sorry, we already have a Kristen”).

It’s like she was so worried while she was getting ready for the picture-taking that she kept replacing every item over and over until she ended up with a complete dog’s-breakfast of an outfit.