That’s totally Real Housewives hair.

His (less-hot) fiancée looks like an Amy Poehler character.

That is like Candace Bushnell-level bad.

I’ve always meant to tell you how much I like seeing your screen name. (I read that novel every year, if I can.)

I asked my coworker Bobby what Shoshanna’s job is on Girls and he said, “She’s a marketing marketer who does marketing, I think? I feel like she’s ‘in marketing,’ in that TV way.”

etsy?

That’s an excellent question. In Bravoland, it’s all smoke and mirrors so they could have filmed it before this season of Rules, even though they’re airing it afterward.

I’m sure it’s an “engagement” à la Schwartzie offering Katie a ring on a string, or they’re “engaged to be engaged” or some shit.

The promo says “Brittany and Jax share their bombshell news” (something like that), so it sounds like a couples thing, not a Jax thing. If he were in legal trouble, it’d have made the news by now.

There’s supposed to be a “bombshell” revelation on the next reunion episode. Either engaged or knocked up.

Someone at Bravo is asleep at the wheel. Brittany’s mini horses should become enemies of LVP’s mini horses. “The Real Little Ponies of The Vanderpump Empire.”

What do they do with the wallets?

“Squamous” just refers to the layer of skin affected. “Squamous-cell cancer” is a cancer.

There was a scene where Vince asks Kevin Connolly: “Do you think I’m a good actor?” and Connolly dodges the question. I wish I could remember the exact language, but it was telling, and gave me the idea that in the writers’ minds, Vince was maybe more popular than talented.

Lloyd’s character was poorly written. Not because it was unflattering, but because his subservience seemed arbitrary and boring, and it didn’t bring out anything interesting in Ari (compare with today’s story about how the Taylor Mason character interacts with their boss in Billions).

I bet there are at least a dozen great British actors--unknown to American audiences—who would be better for the role.

Or a horse’s ass of the Apocalypse.

They’re called “semi-identical” twins. There’s probably no way of knowing how often it happens unless one or both has a medical condition that requires genetic investigation.

What do you make of the asymmetry in thigh girth? Personally, I am troubled. That said, would still bone too, but would first press ardently for a change of underwear.

I wish I could construct a filter to edit him out so I can watch “Watch What Happens Live” without him.