Exactly. “Transmission of scorn” is not shade at all. It’s just scorn.

Desi was for me the poorest-written character in the series. It was as if the writers couldn’t figure out how exactly to make him funny. I wouldn’t mind if he never showed up again.

I love that the caption writer felt the need to point out that the lady is walking “under her umbrella,” as if we might gaze upon this device and be so befuddled by its identity we forget to concentrate on any other part of the image.

Desi’s going to die. I would bet on it.

And Hannah was right: When She Was Good is Philip Roth’s best novel. I admired her for realizing that.

It’s dated; they haven’t done nose jobs like that since the ’80s.

Or it’s possible that Andy Cohen was lying and Bravo did cover all of it, and made Katie and Tom act out a fake storyline about paying for it themselves. I don’t know if the FCC has rules that prohibit lying on reality TV shows, the way you can’t “lie” in commercials if you make first-person statements (“I suffer from…

Yeah, Bravo clearly made that whole cringeworthy mess happen.

Bella has Dead Face Syndrome.

“The Swan”!

Yeah, that is weak.

Her whole earth-mother shtick was annoying. I bet David rarely ate at home. I bet half the time he didn’t even sleep at home.

“There is no such thing as ‘chronic Lyme disease!’ ”

She’s never run a business, she’s a compulsive hypochondriac...

...to win a management contract with Yolanda’s company

Maybe an advance on their Bravo salaries.

It’s like they stood over him with a sifter and just ground a bunch of flour into his hair. Then used rubber cement on his face to make it wrinkly.

Of course you and I start turning it into Mad Men...

I loved this so much I almost forgot to keep reading:

I did like the idea of a hospital where the visitors smoked while they picked babies to adopt.