Exactly. It’s part of her thing that she’s not the kind of celebrity to have a stylist, doesn’t dress to “elongate” her torso, “draw the eye up,” etc. etc.

That’s pretty funny.

Every time I see your screen name, I want to stand up and applaud.

Okay, that looks like Eric Balfour.

Now Ben Feldman looks like Scott Baio to me. (And to the Internet, I guess; just found:

The wig seems like an entirely independent organism, complete with its own dietary requirements. Like she’s walking around with a big, soft kitty sleeping on her head.

Multiple townspeople commented that her character is a bit older than her husband (Alexander Skarsgård), so if anything, you’d think they’d emphasize that age difference in her look.

Kidman and Marcia Cross both have the big bulging foreheads and fierce scowly eyebrows.

I don’t know why they thought she needed one; her regular hair is fine for a “wealthy 40-something mom,” and easily changeable without resorting to a wig.

Why is Shailene Woodley in acting? She seems like she should be a dog-walker, or the manager of a smoothie place.

The wig needed its own credit.

I couldn’t concentrate on Nicole Kidman’s character because her wig was so big and fluffy.

Agreed.

Wouldn’t their ember-slapping be too fast to synch up with Tori’s dirge-like cover?

No apologies needed; the wording of my comment was vague, especially given Kinja’s odd comment organization.

Right, I was responding to this comment, about ScarJo.

If it was meant to be deliberately nostalgic, to document a certain kind of white folk-rock that was in ascendancy years ago, I could get it, but otherwise it looks awkwardly obtuse, being released now.

It’s telling that the only thing I sort of liked her in was Her, that movie in which she never physically appeared.

She is so fucking lifeless on screen. I mean Kristen Stewart-level lifeless.