I love when Ken dresses down The Help. I keep waiting for him to quote Churchill.

I love this gif. The only thing that would make it better is if she was standing out in a dirt yard full of chickens.

True. I wish I could give some of my comments a British accent.

No matter what she’s wearing, Katie always looks like she read some blogger’s tip to “wrap yourself in cheesecloth!” and took it seriously.

I have to admit, he delivered it well too. It needed a bitter British accent.

I wish we could watch it together. (We should be on that stupid “Couches” show.)

Her resumption of the throne might even happen at the wedding. She’ll hurl someone (Scheana?) into a koi pond or “accidentally” set her on fire.

It was a shock to watch Stassi and Kristen so cowed by another female--especially one as beta as Katie.

It’s the strangest family: everyone is like a character in a Joyce Carol Oates novel.

For the record: This is a real, un-Photoshopped photograph. Appeared in US News & World Report. Credit: Evan Vucci/AP.

Pence seems too Midwestern-straightforward to be an Iago.

I like the scenario that she’s so comfortable among all those monsters in Trump Tower that she doesn’t even bother with her extensions. Surprised there’s not a Marlboro hanging off her lip.

She looks like a character in a fairy tale who eats children.

But a black man on TV can’t say it?

Same. Hers was the one character in the original who doesn’t stick in my memory much. And as an actress, SD just doesn’t have comic presence.

I still can’t figure out why she bothered getting all that mortician training.

I will slip it to you discreetly, in the showers.

We should all perish together. I’m too set in my ways to go off to a Sexual Deviance Internment Camp.